Monday, September 22, 2003

A Conversation From the Bar Scene

Brad: Why did you call Dr. Dan?

Jeff: I went to the movies last night and realized I could barely hear anything in my right ear.

The Giant Queen: Daniel is a neurosurgeon. Why did you call him?

Jeff: It came on so suddenly. I thought I might have a brain tumor.

Brad: Of course.

The Giant Queen: And?

Jeff: He said it's probably nothing. But just in case, he referred me to an ornithologist.

Brad: ...

The Giant Queen: Did he?

Jeff: I'll be right back. I gotta pee.

Brad & The Giant Queen: (uncontrollable giggles)

Andy (arriving): What's so funny?

The Giant Queen: We...we just received medical confirmation of something we've known for quite a while.

Andy: Really? What?

Brad: Jeff is a bird brain.