Sunday, November 03, 2002

A Conversation From the Bar Scene

Brad: I thought you were dancing.

Sean: Look at them.

Brad: OK.

Sean: You try getting out there. (points emphatically) I swear to God, trying to get in with those circuit boys is impossible. They're all attitude and heaven forbid you don't have the right moves or the right chest or the right drugs. They're like a bunch of damned dancing apes, and no one else gets into the group.

Brad: Dancing apes?

Sean: Right. (pause) They sure look good, though. Damn, look at that boy move.

Brad: ...

Sean: What?

Brad: I'm just trying to figure out if your observing apes dancing makes you more Dian Fossey or Bob Fosse.

Sean: ...

Brad: What?

Sean: How do you ever get laid?