Tuesday, October 01, 2002

A Conversation From the Bar Scene

The Giant Queen: What are we doing here again?

Brad: We thought it might be fun to try someplace new.

Jeff: You thought that. We came along because you agreed to buy a couple of rounds.

Erik: This place is...

Jeff: Awfully working class.

Brad: Oh, come on!

Erik: Quite a few women here.

GQ: Too many midriffs, not enough mooks.

Brad: I'll concede there're more mullets than one typically sees in a gay bar, but--

Erik: Is that the cast of Petticoat Junction in the corner?

Jeff: Petty cash, you mean.

Brad: Guys, we've only been here a minute and a half.

Jeff: And I've already spotted two of Brad's exes.

Erik: Ah, you go for the...er, "tradesman" type, eh?

Jeff: Rough trade men, you mean.

Brad: I'm going to the bathroom. If you three cause a bar brawl, you're on your own.