Thursday, June 06, 2002

A Conversation From the Bar Scene

Tagert: So did anyone answer your personal ad?

The Other Jeff: I got one response. I was running an ad for a roommate at the same time and got six responses, four of which wanted to have sex with me. So it evens out.

Brad: He got better response with the ad in Missouri Corrections Department Weekly.

The Other Jeff: Yeah, but I don't like having phone sex with convicts. It's so tacky. I prefer to wait until they get out and have them over to the house. I do have some standards.

Brad: And no good silverware.