Monday, May 13, 2002

A Conversation From the Bar Scene

Dale: Where were you last weekend?

Randy: I went back to Denver to see my folks.

Brad: Everything OK?

Randy: Yeah. My brother came out, though, and mom kind of freaked.

Dale: I didn't even know you had a brother.

Randy: Woody's a lot younger than me, just turned 22. I guess mom didn't have any idea. She'll be OK, though.

Brad: Woody?

Randy: Short for Woodrow. It's a family name, after our great-granddad.

Brad: If you name your sons Woody and Randy, you probably shouldn't be surprised when they both turn out gay.