Friday, July 13, 2001
A Conversation From the Bar Scene
The Actor: Does this shirt make me look "too gay"?Jeff: Sweetie, you couldn't look gayer, even if you had a dick in your mouth.
The Actor: What if I had a dick in my mouth and I was humming a Judy Garland song?
Jeff: I stand corrected.
The Actor: What if it was Richard Simmons' dick?
Brad: And now I stand nauseated.
Brad L. Graham is a writer, editor, riverboat gambler, fashion consultant, softshoe dancer, professional assassin, freelance factotum and singer of sentimental ballads.The BradLands is his home on the web.