Wednesday, June 20, 2001

A Conversation From the Bar Scene

Jeff: Sometimes I look around and think of all these different types of men as elements on the Gay Occasional Table.

Brad: You mean periodic table?

Jeff: Whatever.

The Giant Queen: That would explain the heavy metal twink you took home Saturday night then.

Jeff: And you would be a noble gasbag.

Brad: OK, what about that guy over there?

Jeff: Bearium. You can tell by his mass.

Brad: And him?

Jeff: Trolline. Bitter, acidic.

The Giant Queen: He's given this some thought.

Brad: And the blond number by the bar?

Jeff: I'm not sure, but I'd bet if I bought him a drink, I could convert him to Trickium.