Thursday, February 22, 2001

A Conversation From the Bar Scene

Brad: I haven't seen you in ages.

Dan: I know. I get that way when I first start dating someone. I just don't come out to the bars.

Brad: You're dating someone?

Dan: Yeah, Kelly. He's right over there. (points)

Brad: You're dating Kelly?!

Dan: Yeah. Two weeks now.

Brad: So, by now, you've realized he's insane?

Dan: What makes you say he's insane?

Brad: Propriety. "Insane" is more polite than "fucking loon."

Dan: He's...not insane. He just...well, he marches to the beat of a different drummer, I'll give you that.

Brad: Different drummer? Danny, he's got enough different personalities to hold a whole DCI competition in his head.