Tuesday, February 13, 2001
A Conversation From the Bar Scene
Tim: Where have you been?Brad: In the can. Some guy was showing me his Prince Albert.
Tim: (pause, staring)
Brad: What?
Tim: Give me your keys. When you pass up a line like that, you're too drunk to drive.
Brad L. Graham is a writer, editor, riverboat gambler, fashion consultant, softshoe dancer, professional assassin, freelance factotum and singer of sentimental ballads.The BradLands is his home on the web.