Tuesday, January 30, 2001

A Conversation From the Bar Scene

Jeff: So did you dress in the dark or what?

Brad: Why?

Jeff: Honey, those pants, that shirt?

Brad: You're saying these don't go together?

Jeff: Those not only don't go together, it appears that they had a rancorous relationship followed by a rather nasty breakup. They should make Gay Garanimals for people like you.

Brad: I thought that's what the "hankie code" was for, to find a pair that matches.