Wednesday, January 17, 2001

A Conversation From the Bar Scene

Guy #1: And the worst part? While he's in the john, I'm looking through his CD collection. He has six John Tesh albums!

Guy #2: Ugh.

Guy #3: John Tesh? Who's John Tesh?

Guy #1: He's that guy who used to be on Entertainment Tonight and now is, like, a new agey composer guy.

Guy #3: Like Yanni.

Guy #2: Please. He's not even good enough to be Yanni.

Guy #1: He's a Yanni-wannabe.

Guy #2: A real Yanni-come-lately.