Wednesday, December 13, 2000

A Conversation From the Bar Scene

Eric: So you've got the Big One coming up, right? Just a few days?

Matt: Yeah, happy half-century, big fella.

The Giant Queen: Thanks.

Matt: It's hard to believe. One of us is actually going to be 50.

Eric: I got you something you can really use, too. A membership in the Viagra of the Month Club.

The Giant Queen: I don't need Viagra. I wake up with an erection every morning.

Eric: Well, so do I.

Brad: Of course, in your case —

Brad and The Giant Queen (together): — it's usually someone else's!

Eric (reverently): God bless them, every one.