Monday, January 13, 2003

A Conversation From the Bar Scene

Brad: Where's Jeff running off to?

The Giant Queen: The bathroom, I suppose. He said something about needing a towel and just took off.

Brad: Did he spill his drink or something?

Erik: No, he just bolted. It was weird.

The Giant Queen: Say, is he still on his meds?

Brad: I think so. Why?

The Giant Queen: Well, they say one of the side effects of Prozac is delayed orgasm. Maybe...

Erik: Maybe he had one left over from the holidays?

Brad: Knowing Jeff, if it was delayed at all, it was from this afternoon.