Friday, May 23, 2003

A Conversation From the Bar Scene

Jeff: Who was the cute guy you were talking to over there?

Brad: His name is Tim. He's in town with the tour of The Music Man.

Jeff: Ooo! A chorus boy?

Brad: More or less.

Jeff: I should go talk to him. I'm a big fan of the musical theatre.

The Giant Queen: Of course you are. Your whacking off every night to the DVD of Newsies is what's keeping Broadway alive.

Jeff: Shut up. I went to see that musical at The Rep with you.

Brad: I didn't know you brought him to the theatre.

The Giant Queen: Yes, to Gypsy. But he only came because I told him it was about strippers.

Jeff: He didn't tell me they were women.